Stop right now

Thank you very much

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I’m slightly dying about Victoria Beckham’s 50^th party.

I mean…!

I’ve got HAMO about it, which means Have Actually Missed Out.

I would have fallen down in a dead faint, if I’d been there for the Stop moment. I’ve watched this clip about 100 times and every time it thrills and delights me more.

I love how pissed and LOOK AT ME Ginger still is and Posh is the only one really doing the dance moves right, it’s all just heaven.

I also particularly love Our David for filming it. He’s still so proud of her, it’s absolutely adorable.

Then there is the picture of the fam to study. I had quite a session with that.

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I no longer have much interest in the British Royal family and frankly, the Beckhams are taking up the strain for me.

The other thing I’m obsessing on is: how do you spend £250,000 on a party, if you’re not flying everybody out to Capri and putting them all in seven-star hotel suites?

How do you spend that much on what can’t have been much more than six hours in a club in Mayfair? Especially when the going-home presents were from your own brand… Were they force-fed Beluga caviar?

Of course, in Oswald’s it would be searingly expensive just to breathe.

It’s said to be London’s ‘most exclusive private members’ club’, but having read that Liz Truss, Pritti Patel and Amber Heard have all been there, I have no aspiration ever to cross the threshold.

Although Zara and Mike Tindall are members and I think a night with them would be a riot. Almost enough to make me give a cheese triangle about the Windsors again.

So thank you David, thank you Posh, thank you Spice Girls for making my Monday morning so much fun.

And in case you’ve forgotten, here is the alternative video to Stop, which shows you the dance moves. Which I will be doing in public, at my earliest opportunity.

And here’s the original actual video, with the sweet reference to Help! with the adjoining terraced houses.

And older and live. I just love them. (Fast forward to the performance.)